Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Baby Suck Brain

For those of you who have already gone through at least one pregnancy, I have one question.

Note to fathers: This question below is for the ladies only and is definitely not meant for an excuse or justification to any sort of mischief you might have been or would like to be voluntarily or inadvertently involved.

Here is the question. Did you experience any memory problems, forgetfullnes, or an unusual sensation of increased void in your cranium during your pregnancy?

Not that I've noticed Aylin having a problem with her memory but she mentioned a conversation she had with some of her coworkers today. They were wondering if she had started forgetting things as if this was the next step in her pregnancy. Of course, while Aylin was casually telling me about her day and this conversation, my morbid imagination was taking another direction and forming an image of zombie fetuses sucking mother brains for nourishment and all the while slowly transforming their mothers into zombies. Can that be real?

Baby need braiiiiiin......